will it have to be a prince from another kingdom?

This is the most accurate metaphor for /life/ ever.

yep.

I am also Canadian and read the entire document about drug testing last year. It's illegal for any employer to drug test an employee unless they're a cross-border (ie. going into the states) truck driver or if they're required to carry a gun (i.e. police). the (sound) logic behind this is that a drug test can't prove…

err, not because of my habits, but everyone else who passes, through :/ especially male friends who pee with the door open. hello, do i not count as "polite company" in my own home haha

plus, public bathrooms are cleaned regularly (although i can't say how thoroughly). how often does one clean their phone, tv remote, game controllers or computer keyboards/trackpads, or eww bathroom doorknobs? i think im dropping a lysol bomb on my place asap D:

ya! pee is sterile or so i've heard!

srsly, wtf. that's not very professional or polite of the doctor!

i agree with all of this! especially condom use no matter what parts you have or how long you've known/been with your partner. you never know & it's better to be safe than sorry.

sores?? what kind of anal are you into D:

please, for all of us.

she's from Ontario, my home province too, and unless it's a holiday and you're saying hi or bye to /some/ relatives, mouth to mouth or even psychical contact does not happen. just because she has French heritage doesn't mean she does the stereotypical double cheek or on the lips hello or goodbye. that would just be…

ew.

what no. please educate yourself immediately. AIDS is not spread that way!

hahahahaha this is why they're all so happy - they haven't hit the recession yet. or dubstep.

why did you use the word "gay" and not something more applicable to the situation like "misogynistic" or "insensitive asshole"?

that's a good question. there's this question in philosophy that wonders about how many grains of sand do you need to make a mountain. is it 34832948293242 or 34832948293243?
but i think it human terms, it's probably around the point where they need an extra vehicle/an especially long van to get around? like, when…

i really like your response.
i feel like she might have skipped healthier coping mechanisms/escapes from reality and took to the real life internet rather than just reading fan fiction/slash and playing the sims like everyone else in my age gap (i think she's a few months older than me, so we grew up on similar…

i was just thinking that maybe she said one her twins died so that in the future, that could be the other twin's song/anthem? like, they had a brother once...but he died in a bathtub. uhhh, the bathtub being the womb i guess? i suppose she didn't want to bring child murder/accidental death into her list of crazy…

it doesn't make any sense to wait until christmas eve to buy christmas decorations. it also doesn't make too much sense to wait until january to get winter coats either, especially where i live. we had winter coats out before halloween. if you're seeing these things on sale, they're on your list, and you have the…