I can relate to that girl so much. And it exemplifies everything that is so fucked up about extremist religious homeschooling. I was homeschooled in the fundamentalist/Pentecostal culture, and although I luckily didn't experience the educational neglect aspect (well other than wildly inaccurate science and history), I…

I wore them before they were cool. I mean, really. I went out in Costa Mesa at some hipster bar with my friend about 7 years ago and, as much as she loves me, she asked if I had "more appropriate shoes" (I didn't, and hers were too big for me). I did however get hit on by a super hot and hip lesbian (I thought…

Haha I love that while crying over what you believed was a little girl's death, you still hit play on the video. The internet has trained you well

I was expecting two belly buttons, vertically so they looked like actual buttons, with a surprise third belly button to boot. Also, that he would be an anthropomorphic hybrid between Frosty the Snowman and a teddy bear. But then, I've always had an overactive imagination.

she let it go on until interest started to wane and then she did this to get more attention.

No. I reported on those contradictory statements because I was the one who unearthed many of them. I was very fair to both sides in my original piece and Oberst's team agrees.

Fuck this lady. Seven months?! She let this go on for seven months without saying anything?! Was she just hoping it would go away or something? I hate stuff like this. Way to make it 10 times harder for actual rape victims to come forward and be believed. Especially women who were raped by public figures.

And Paul Rudd is your best friend who has always loved you but was too afraid to tell you. There is a bad movie in there somewhere.

Like how he is.

I can't separate Leto from the horrifying final 15 minutes of "Requiem for a Dream"

One more thought — A TRADITIONAL WEDDING CEREMONY IS MEANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE SOMETIMES YOUR RELATIONSHIP WILL SUCK. That's why you promise to love and live with the person even if you get sicker or poorer, or things get all-around worse. I know we've all heard those words so often we don't quite register what they mean,…

What could go wrong? A week before your wedding, you stand up before your friends and family, and tell them that your intended has poor dental hygiene. Then he turns to you and tells you that you are a lousy lay. Sounds like a fantastic idea.

Not to hate on a child but the family has asked that family members refer to her as Princess Emily. If she's not a holy terror yet, she's about to become a royal pain. ha ha, royal pain! Get it? Topical! NAILED IT.

Well, it's true that very few people know the complicated ethno-racial history of the Virginia/Egypt/Sudan conflict. It's easy to boil everything down to race and a sense of entitlement to things that don't belong to you (like entire continents), but the centuries of prejudice Virginians have endured at the hands of…

I'm with you. She dared to be bold while pregnant. Good on her. She was criticized mercilessly for it. Yes, I get it. She willingly televises her life and puts everything out there for people to see but boatloads of money do not erase negative attention hurled at you from all angles.

I'm glad someone else said it first because I thought I was being weird by thinking that's what she meant. I'll be honest and say I don't know jack about these people except their names but I do know how fucking miserable it is being pregnant. The actual physically being pregnant part I didn't mind but I hated people…

I really don't seem how having deals with the paparazzi and a TV show is consent to be bullied for gaining weight while pregnant.

Uncle Rapist also had some fixing done. His mutton chop was evened out on one side, his skin was bronzed evenly, hair was darkened, his waistline and build also looks pulled in, definitely a fair amount of wrinkle smoothing, etc. Some of it is probably stretched/pulled from her being stretched/pulled. Like his…

No eraser tool in the universe is powerful enough for that.

Oh yeah, that tool is only available in CS6.