Losing Millihelen is the Deepest Cut of all.

If I go to a Target with a Starbucks in it, I can either buy some Starbucks, or buy all of Target. The choice is simple.

If I don’t buy the coffee, I feel sad and buy the shoes or $50 worth of makeup. SO I CAN SPEND 3 BUCKS NOW OR $150 BUCKS AND THE $3 EVENTUALLY LATER.

My husband has told me a few times recently that “coffee shops add up”- motherfucker it’s not as if you’re taking me out to the steakhouse or anything, these are important mental health coffee shops.

The coffee thing! I know all these budget-minded people on TV telling me how to save money and get out of debt keep saying “your coffees add up! stop buying so much coffee!”

but those are my little treats and I’ve stopped feeling guilty about buying them. Especially around this time of year because McDonalds and…

I have redness issues too! I love hearing from someone who understands! Makeup makes me feel so much better.

It most certainly was NOT edited after your comment, GTFO.

u ok

$$$$

Congrats! And a pre-emptive FUCK YOU to anyone that shows up trying to judge you for this.

my feet look awesome in grandpa sandals

I get differences in opinion, but why are there so many nasty people in the comments?!

I bet Dan also has a lot of fervently-held opinions about babies on flights.

I love how many of us over here know Jane from over there. I miss the old days.

Wait, so if Lil Kim is Nicki, and Ariana is Mariah...

fuck everyone, Jane Marie

fuckin’ a, jane!