Jane, I’m joining the chorus of this sucks and I’m sorry and eff those guys. FWIW, I’d pay good money to read what you write! You have seriously upped my game.

JANE!!!!!!!!!!! We all really need you to tell us about the fillers and all the other things.

It can be both.

So I have one droopy eyelid and I hate it. The older I get, the worst it is and I feel like I look wonky. I’ve wondered if some strategic botox would help or backfire and make it worse. What do you think, Jane?

PS, my hair USED TO BE red.... now it is courtesy of my genius hair stylist.

I love you. Thanks!

I get it at Sephora.

OMG. I have tried ALL the hardners - Nail Envy, Nailtique, etc. I should freak out my husband by taking prenatal vitamins.... especially since we’ve finally decided we truly do not want kids.

It is amazing to find a ghost with redness issues support group on here.

BTW, I have found that they have some colors that keep the same name across their different foundation lines, so I can reliably get a different formulation and know the color will be right (e.g., tinted moisturizer v. foundation).

Sign me up.

I think I use sheer glow, and while it’s maybe not completely full coverage, it does a good job (I have a lot of redness issues because my super pale skin is also really sensitive). I feel like I go from looking like a monster to looking like a pretty normal person.

I have the flimsiest nails of any person alive. Like strips of paper.

Did you try Nars? I am, in the words of my husband, “translucent,” and one of their super light ones does the trick for me.

There are not enough people in the world to use all my lipsticks before they all expire. I’m ok with that.

I can’t vouch for either but NYX has a primer and Clinique’s is a bit less expensive than some of the others at around $15 I think.

I got a MUFE one as one of the freebies at Sephora checkout. Aqua eyes waterproof, matte black. It’s black as fuck.

Name that tinted brow gel

Night.

I’ve been wondering if that’s my problem. I think old dr might’ve started me too high.