Thank you for your very thoughtful feedback. What is the name of your style blog?

Personally I need to do it about once every 2-3 weeks.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Auuugh, the continue button is not working for me so I can't show off -how big of a nerd I am- my ability to discern ren-faire dork from music-fest doofus. But really, it's all about the background and a distinct costume.

I was having too much fun and forgot to take a good after photo, but here's me at midnight sneaking into Ryan Adams trailer to steal beer. I think I still looked okay? (Thanks for the photo, Kara Brown.)

It’s cool, you can join our group. We’re the World’s Okayest Moms- and we’ve got the mugs to prove it. (sorry that the picture is giant and fuzzy) Here’s your welcome bouquet.

Yes! My mom is always yarning at me to cut my hair short short short because I'm 38 and a mom and other bullshit reasons, but the last time I cut is above my jawline it looked like hot, buttered ass. I looked 10 years old and dumpy as all hell. My hair is very thick and naturally curly, and it's one of the few…

As IF you cringe at Eudora Peterson. Impossible.

I love the perfume oil. I have the Nirvana Black and it's my "if I ever decide to go out on the weekend" scent. LOVE. I can't believe I bought something from Michelles Tanner.

yay!!! I try very hard to get over the Olsen's thing. So hard in fact that I find myself defending their designer pedigree to random people on the reg. But whatever, it smells amazing and I get millions of compliments on it.

I love the Nirvana White! We are perfume twins! I need to go out and buy some of the Nirvana. The Nirvana White is the Olsen twins' perfume, so that made me feel a little weird about it. I love it, though, so I don't care. Same with the Juicy Couture.

Yeah, why does Urban Decay packaging have to be so Bloated Jon Gosselin?

My first reaction to this video is that it took 3 minutes to show her doing all her makeup using several products, and yet the video of the girl doing nothing but sucking on a lip dildo was 7 minutes long.

Boy, would I love to know how to get rid of the ginormous dark circles under my eyes, with the understanding that I am completely make-up challenged/cheap!