True, that was funny.

THANK YOU. When Ray came out, and he got all the adoration, my argument was that he did an impressive impression with no depth.

I felt energetic and sexy the second semester! I know not everyone does, but the first trimester exhaustion, nausea, and headaches are more likely to pass than not. Except for weeks 8-15, and 37- birth, I kinda loved being pregnant for the most part. You might not, and that’s ok, and completely understandable.

Rob seems like he might be a nice person. He is also a conventionally attractive dude. I totally understand all of the lady (and gent) boners standing at high noon for him. What I don’t really understand is how a celebrity crush goes from innocent fantasy to feeling actually wounded when a person that you will never…

...per se.

For real.

Rob, this basement demon thinks you’re super fine, and your gorgeous girlfriend is so cool she’s chilly.

Chris Messinaaaaaaaa

Oh God. Just hearing that gave me anxiety.

Oh God, how traumatizing.

My first of week at college I quietly left a lecture to use the bathroom because I had felt my period go from “light” to “super plus”status. It was...messy. I finished up, washed my hands and made haste back to class. About 5 minutes after my return I looked down to write something, and realized I had bloody vag…

I was JUST RIGHT NOW researching preschools in NJ, took a break and logged onto facebook, and this was the first thing I saw. Nevvvvvvvvermind.

this make me cackle laugh, thank you

Yes! And Miss You just murders me, every time.

Thanks, pal!

I went to an Alabama Shakes show as a fan, and left feeling like a member of the congregation, and saying to my husband, “I just want to...BE her...”. Brittany Howard is a cool, bad bitch.

Jeez Louise, someone save me from the greys. I mean, I’m a nice person. I write nice person things.

I heard about this yesterday, and almost threw up with excitement. The last time I felt like that was in the early nineties, every Friday night when TGIF would start.

Excellent point.

Agreed, except Stephanie. That Jodie Sweeten lookalike is on point.