salutationswilbur
SalutationsWilbur
salutationswilbur

Excellent, informative commenting!

Interesting! I’ll be getting the gastric sleeve towards the end of the summer. I haven’t had my “do’s and don’ts” appointment yet. What is the reasoning for no straws?

IS THAT YOU, KIM? ☺ Just teasing.

Yeah. Because Kaia Gerber is like, 15 years old.

Breast milk is not at all creamy.

...So those New Balances on her kid.

ALL OF THE STARS

It’s a Golden Girls conspiracy.

I call my daughter Dolly! Her name is Josephine, but “Doll” turned into “Dolly”. So she answers to Josephine, Jo, Joey, and Dolly.

She is such a gift.

Oh, this is just a gift. God bless you and yours, Kim Kardashian-West.

OH GOD AHHH DINOSAUR

UGH, you chinless psychopath.

Pardon me. I’ll just be in the corner dry-heaving from terror for the next 30 minutes.

Fair.

I thought the same thing.

HATE IT, BYE

Wait, huh? Is this a known-ish thing?

Mine was detected at 4 weeks during a routine pap smear. Did a pee test at the beginning because my new husband and I had been having unprotected sex since our wedding, and though the line was faint, it was there.

Yes, yes, a million times YES.