a fairly common example would be the fact that when creating Magic: the Gathering, Wizards of the Coast had to add “:the Gathering” because they couldn’t claim exclusive use of the word “Magic.” 

the most accurate part of is that he punts from basically his own goal line. even in the land of make believe the Browns have shot themselves in the dick 

‘primo Raiders tickets’ is about as oxymoronic as it gets

Chase Blackburn is the buffest fucking lunchlady I’ve ever seen.

so he has a tiny butthole mouth, a yellow-gray combover, approximately 88 chins, and more sweat glands Ivanka Melania can reasonably handle

The Redskins won’t see another Super Bowl in my life time, the Wizards are hot garbage, the Nats are mismanaged hot garbage, and the Caps have regressed to the mean.

I can hardly wait the next big article in two months about how much good old Jameis has grown and shown maturity in his role.

Megan “I’m Not Going to the Fucking White House” Rapinoe is a notoriously demure lady, to be sure. 

Solo has quite a beef with USSF. this could be curtains for them if she gets involved.

SamartEEnoo...

and he’s gonna Eurostep his way right the fuck out of Milwaukee

I think the point she’s making is about their dominance as preferred destinations over places like Oklahoma or Wisconsin. In the Abdul-Jabbar situation she’s talking about, Kareem literally told the Bucks he was forcing a trade because Milwaukee wasn’t “meeting his cultural needs.”

this comment aged like a fine tequila

These are gorgeous. They’re very meditative. 

if you’re willing to go galaxy brain about it, it could be argued that they were trying to do the “42 is retired across every team in MLB because of Jackie Robinson” bit, but with a gambling-addicted asshole instead.

this Bartleby the Scrivener reboot is weird

how DARE she use such language (the *F* word, if anyone was curious) when referring to the White House currently inhabited by a man who calls other countries shitholes and likes to grab women by the pussy. What a terrible example this “Megan” “RAPINOE” is setting for GIRLS of this GREAT country

Someone mentioned it to me, people can express themselves, but are you allowed to express yourself that you don’t agree with it? You should accept it, because we should all accept each other, but it’s like we’re afraid to really say our beliefs now.

“If you don’t like how the keeper is defending, simply move them to another position, like striker or something. Also, recruit more dual-citizenship players”

Well shit, after hitting up the Wikipedia page for VAR I’ve come to find out it’s way more widespread than I’d thought and I was just wrong on my parenthesized Hot Take. Looks like it’s crow for lunch today, boys.