Related: I don’t mind Joe Buck, either. He is extremely okay at a job that must be harder than it appears from the comfort of my couch judging by how many other people are awful at it. But is he really the only one who can do this? We’ve got him flying from Houston for Game 2, to Minnesota for Thursday Night Football,…

The AFC East, barring this year, is usually fairly competitive vs other divisions. They’re over .500 since BB/Brady came to NE. And I said something above, but I’m going to elaborate more here, more narrowly focused on your comment about weak schedule. The Pats MAKE their schedule look weak. They didn’t get a weak…

One day, that elusive perfect victim will emerge. Until then, congrats on making your snap judgment with none of the evidence in, something I’m sure you would *never* accuse someone siding with the victim of doing. 

MF said “Nautious.” Like he didn’t even give it a good shot. Typed out a word that look like a Transformer that turns into a sailboat.

“How I can tell you’ve never managed adults before.”

“There’s nothin wrong with payin fah a handjob”- Sully O’Sullivan, Charlestown. Age 10

The Super Bowl was so boring that people at the party didn't even stop talking through the commercials. The hosts had locked away their kittens but let them out at halftime to entertain us because the game sure wasn't getting the job done. 

This article might better be titled “SI Writer Reminds Us That Fired Coach Is Human with Feelings; Deadspin Writer Says Fuck That”

Chris, I genuinely dig your work, but I don’t get the tone of this article.

Chicago pizza is just lasagna 

That moment also produced one of the greatest NFL memes in internet history:

I look forward to the day when the rulebook takes four pages to define a clap. 

I’m by no means a soccer expert but MLS, which I figure to be the 6th or 7th best league on the planet(maybe?), having 50% more teams than the Premier league seems like a bad idea for quality of play.

Or maybe the wealthy professional football team he plays for could figure out a way to get its hands on one for him.

The laptop that Cam Newton stole in college is technologically more advanced than 95% of North Carolina. 

At what point do we switch from saying “Simone Biles is the Michael Jordan/Tom Brady/Serena Williams of her sport” to “Michael Jordan/Tom Brady/Serena Williams were the Simone Biles of their sport”?

The NHL stopped existing after the 2018 playoffs. It’s a shame that there’s no more US professional hockey, but at least it ended on the highest of notes.

The fact that someone hasn’t punched Danny Boy in the face by now seems like a miss. Like, if you’re near him, just punch him. Seems pretty straightforward.

The Warriors were never—and were never going to be—Kevin Durant’s team. That was Steph’s team. Always were, always will be. KD went there knowing that. After all, it was KD’s Thunder that had Steph’s, 73-9 Warriors down 3-1 in the Western Conference Finals. It was KD’s Thunder that had an eight-point lead, at home,…

All of this is truth, and in fact, there is a whole ass Twitter account dedicated to honoring all of the shenanigans the AAU has to offer. https://twitter.com/aau_bingo