I’m just here to jump in on the Fuck Chuck Todd party.

1) Fuckin’ gross. Ages of consent be damned, anyone not in high school that sexualizes 16 year olds is disgusting

Honestly can’t wait for Remembering Some Guys from the Trump Administration 5 years from now. 

also worth glibly mentioning that DC United is currently (and perpetually) an oxymoron

didn’t Grace and Frankie already sort of do this?

Let’s briefly remember how doctors that saw his MRIs and Xrays compared his injuries to those of a man that been in a pretty bad car crash.

alright, so he’s not literally dying, but it still seems a little tasteless to kick a dude for his entire career and then, when he’s at his lowest point professionally and trying to offer some insightful retrospection, to keep kicking him

like I get the criticism of the style of coverage by SI (foggy lenses, tinkling piano music,and softball questions are some cheap sappy bullshit when doing profiles), but there’s something kind of tasteless about criticizing that coverage when it’s about a man dying of organ failure

The true Wentz is more nuanced and complicated, with sources describing him as “selfish,” “uncompromising,” “egotistical,” one who plays “favorites” and doesn’t like to be “questioned,” one who needs to “practice what he preaches” and fails “to take accountability.”

it’s a variant of short form writing in which the author offers their particular “take” on a given subject related to the theme of their blog.

how many goddamn teams does LA need, really?

They need two their rookie wideouts to become sudden studs or else they’ll be relying on the likes of Willie Snead and Seth Roberts. The tight ends are second year men Hayden Hurst and Mark Andrews, along with Nick Boyle, who is probably somehow related to Jack Doyle.

yeah, if he weren’t an NFL quarterback, man. can’t you read?

if Ben Roethlisberger weren’t an NFL quarterback, he’d be the embarrassing single friend that you no longer invite to social functions because he never brings the same stripper girlfriend and gets raging drunk at rehearsal dinners. It’s not that you don’t agree with your wife about not inviting him, it’s that you feel…

I guess no one told him NFL life was gonna be this way

the NFL citing useless metrics when making rulings during games?

“How am I supposed to explain two women holding hands to my triathlete children?”

but where else are washed up European stars, college soccer players that couldn’t pass Enterprise’s background check, ambitious pickup game players, and the corpse of Clint Dempsey supposed to play?

I’m like 90% sure you could dress the cast of the Vikings TV show in purple football uniforms and they would end up with approximately the same record in a given NFL season.