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Two things, I think:

Kenan’s ability to switch from the focus of the humor (What’s Up With That?, his Lavar Ball impersonation) to playing the straight man (any number of others’ character sketches) is what’s made him such a consistent presence on the show.

I agree about holding.

Thompson’s injury is fine; they’re just going to suit up Steve Kerr and have him stand in one spot (like Uncle Jesse in the episode of Full House where Kareem played the referee) and rain 3s when Steph draws 5 man coverage, which is the only way to really stop him.

you mean the son of a senator that last played football in high school and earned his first NFL job through *checks Wikipedia* a letter writing campaign? really?

This approach seems like a good, common-sense solution to the overanalysis that plagues replay in any sport its a part of. Should a video that can be slowed down far beyond the ability of the human eye be reviewed 43 times while a stadium full of people crane their necks to look at the jumbotron and play armchair

clearly Kawhi Leonard’s shitty uncle is to blame. If the terrible advice he gave Kawhi hadn’t worked out so well, resulting in Kawhi leading to the Raptors to the Finals, the Warriors would have already swept *checks notes* Orlando (they have a basketball team, right?) by now and Kevin Durant’s Achilles tendon

all raptors are friendly. face-eating is how they say “hello, how’s your mother, good talk, see you out there buddy”

This is all a ruse. The Warriors are Muldoon and Nurse took the time out to get him get out of the pipe and put a Raptor in their sights, but Kawhi is going to sneak up on them from the left and Draymond’s going to say “Clever girl,” and then Kawhi’s going to eat his entire face.

so they’ll win game 7 and then beat Toronto one more time just to send a message?

those are some quality Harbaugh Khakis he’s wearin

whoever wins, we get paid.

what a crock.

minor correction: Arthur Chu hunted for DDs well before Austin did.

Honestly one of my favorite parts about watching Holzhauer was his respect for the contestants that could keep up with him. He typically applauded anyone that stopped him from going into Final Jeopardy with a runaway. The high-five he gave Boettcher after she won was pure class.

Listen, you can’t tell me a referee could stop Boban if he suddenly decided to shed his image as a Large But Nice Man and start roundhouse kicking point guards in the chest. I mean, sure, they’d blow the whistle, but at what cost? Probably better to just let Boban send Chris Paul flying backwards and then call CP3 for

do you know what your “we’re all on the same side here?” bullshit manifests as? divisiveness. I don’t give a goddamn if you and others like you voted for Hillary Clinton or not. the long and the short is that the whole Lie Back and Think of America schtick really just empowered other fence-sitters to vote for Trump

yeah trusting adults to make informed decisions about things like “voting for a man that admits to groping women to impress Billy Bush” is STUPID. you shouldn’t nominate one of the most qualified people to ever run for President because she’s SHRILL and MEAN and REMINDS ME OF MY MOM.

As the oldest of three brothers I find it really hard to hype up an accounts manager and a systems engineer via social media

yeah man, that 10 year old was asking to be gaslit by the President of the United States when you think about it.