Poise in the hood is always hard

When asked to comment on the game, the band could only say that they were done, done, and onto the next one.

McVay looks like that guy that goes into bars and asks what IPAs they have on tap.

The NFL doesn’t care about women? Ha! Horsehockey! There are 26 teams that pay several women up to $150/game to be near the field! They even provide those women with clothes! Plus, they keep Jameis Winston and Ben Roethlisberger busy 6 months out of the year which, I mean, is about as pro-women as an organization can…

Buffalo Bills tailgating: the death-defying stunts of Mankind and the dignity of Scott Steiner.

you’re gonna feel real stupid about this post when a cyborg Phillip Rivers and his quiver full of 52 children win Super Bowl 76

so they’re bring Berman back...back...back...?

yeah man, can’t wait to see two teams from the lower half of La Liga come over here to play. AND it’s organized by the owner of the Dolphins? SIGN ME UP BRO

JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WE SIGNED RGIII. We won’t sign Kaep because we’re afraid it’ll cause a media circus but we sign a fucking quarterback that hasn’t played in two seasons.

Which is ancient in a sport that is regularly played by 18 year olds at the professional level. Is Wayne Rooney faster and stronger and better at soccer than me, a 31 year old that runs a few miles a week but by and large prefers the comfort of his desk and criticizing athletes from behind a keyboard? Of course he is.…

they should try branching out into other tactics

Look at this poor motherfucker thinking he’s going to save a Wayne Rooney free kick and be a big damn hero even though he’s already given up two goals

hey man, you made me go look up stats on Matt Ryan so actually, fuck you too.

which was Ramsey’s point entirely. Matt Ryan is only as good as his OC, who sucks  

He’s just happy to be here.

alternatively Ramsey’s 100% right and Ryan dipped in production after Kyle Shanahan left. He threw for almost 1000 less yards overall, his yards/game average dipped by 50, his QB rating dipped by almost 30, and he threw 18 fewer touchdowns with JULIO JONES in his receiving corps. Fuck Matt Ryan.

“Every year is Super Bowl or bust, really. If you ain’t shooting for the Super Bowl… I mean, I guess if you’re the Browns, you’re shooting for a win. Or a few wins, at least.”

can we just talk for a minute about how Connor Hughes looks like he’s about 12 years old and growing his first facial hair

yeah, but you get to do all of that while hanging out by the DMV, which I think speaks for itself.

I live in Richmond and have to deal with a bunch of drunk fucking yokels coming here for training camp, driving their stupid fucking gigantic trucks through narrow city streets, parallel parking like dipshits, and generally being racist assholes in the back of my Uber. Your team sucks, assholes, and couldn’t even win…