Hard to imagine how this man had trouble selling a Wildcat formation

your entire argument seems predicated on the idea that the rules currently in place are written in stone and can never be changed and goshdarnit that’s why we can’t pay these student-athletes.

Alternatively, treat them like any other student in a work-study program. For purposes of employment, treat them like graduate level TAs. Treat them like library assistants. Treat them like research assistants. You don’t have to pay them 7 figures a year (even if that’s their market value), but compensate them…

when do we get to the part where Jameis Winston has washed out of the NFL and has to resort to doing commentary for Florida State games on the ACC Network with a beer belly?

just keep your marinara layer cake in Chicago where it belongs, huh?

just because you like eating tomato and cheese tart and the rest of us like eating actual pizza doesn’t mean you’re better than us

These are the last three headings under Franchise History on the Bears Wikipedia page and it’s basically all you need to know about the last 5 years of Chicago Bears football

Twitch is a website that allows content producers to stream said content for viewers. Generally it’s used for videogames, though it’s also often used as an esports outlet. Apparently in this case, a streamer (LikeButta, apparently) was pirating a pay-per-view event being sponsored by Barstool so that people could…

because BarstoolSports is NeverNeverland for fucking douchebags

Pete Rose getting inducted into the Football Hall of Fame is a bet only Pete Rose would take

George Hill is pretty sure Thompson’s about to get his yambag obliterated.

a dude works out with Boris Diaw ONE TIME and you all give him shit for it. 

“Yo Google, what’re the odds Portland makes the Western Conference Finals?”

well Tom Brady’s 40 years old and Gronk gets injured when a cat brushes up against his leg, so I think they’ve both got, y’know, REAL reasons for not going to voluntary OTAs

he’s a glitch in the M’atrix

I’ve been working one of those good-paying coal jobs that President Trump brought back and haven’t left the mine in a couple of months - does this mean Dortmund won the World Cup?

Vote for Appalachian State because Nick can write whatever he wants without those illiterate hicks reading it

They’ll win their semifinal against the Bryant and Stratton Fightin’ Loan Debt, but inevitably lose to the Strayer University Con Artists in the Just In It For The FAFSA Check Bowl