yeah it was an undoubtedly dangerous play, but looked largely accidental to me. 

I love that this analysis of the Raptors shipping DeRozan and Kawhi being a petulant pissybaby ended with three paragraphs about how shitty Philadelphia is. Fucking brutal.

“Lord help us if that boy stays on the roster.”

“He’s really overcome a lot of things he brought upon himself, but it’s matured him into the kind of young man that can continually evade the consequences of his actions, just like the 5 interceptions he’s thrown tonight won’t cost him his starting job.”

SenegalBros are going to win Russia the World Cup. Count on it. 

Let’s break it down, shall we?

I wasn’t aware this was ever in doubt

I agree, the score of this film is fucking phenomenal. 

goes around winning Golden Boots like Gaston!

so is this fan a magician, the guy who has everything, or both?

That block and staredown is goddamn hilarious

Kevin Durant has announced that he will be leaving in free agency to join Rafael Nadal

Alternatively, who gives a shit about cheating in an archaic, inaccessible sport where the millions of dollars at stake only really further enrich the 1%?

yes, and the Patriots have been docked 2 first round draft picks

Rule 34, huh?

that gator slapped those sunglasses right the fuck off his head, too.

So the heckle of “cheesebutt” begs the question: what kind of cheese is KD’s butt composed of?

it’s sort of like how as long as Lebron is in the NBA, the league MVP is essentially Most Valuable Player Not Named Lebron James. no other player so consistently makes a team better just by being on the floor every night.

“We proudly stand for our glorious nation under God” doesn’t sound like the dictatorial ravings of a fascist at all. No sir, not here. No expectation of blind deference to authority in this democracy. Just some good ol’ fashioned singin’ and salutin’.