The Plants vs Zombies family that includes Crazy Dave is as fun as it gets!

More important, the fact that they gave him Mark Jackson as a foil doesn’t help because Mark Jackson is a humorless idiot.

everyone on Deadspin knows that a 3-1 series lead in a Finals is basically a lock

the problem with that plan (despite, as Pink Skull says, it being their best bad idea) is that even if you let Steph Curry revert to a regular 3 point shooter, you still have to account for Klay Thompson randomly going off and/or deal with Kevin Durant playing iso-ball against a Roomba. the Cavs are completely…

Shove your sanctimony up your ass. Homosexuality and adultery as concepts having nothing to do with each other except when bigots make erroneous comparisons like yours and use “B-b-but the BIBLE” as their reasoning.

So assuming Lebron sees this tape, we should expect to see Darius Borke, a mysterious mustachioed gentleman with flowing blonde locks, join the Cleveland Cavaliers?

So she doesn’t hate gay people, she just thinks they’re sinful. She’s not against gay marriage, she just thinks SCOTUS ruling in favor of it is driving this country away from God. Her actions aren’t rooted in hate, just her faith, which we’re apparently okay with her using as a curtain for the fact that she thinks…

So you didn’t really read either my comment or her social media posts. Got it.

I’ll respect someone standing up for their beliefs right up to the point where their belief is that an entire group of people that can’t change who they are is somehow less. “I don’t hate gays, I just don’t think they should get married and I won’t play soccer while wearing a jersey that celebrates them as people” is…

I was tempted to come down here to play devil’s advocate and say something like “Oh, she was quietly following her faith and just doing what she thought was right.” But then there was the tweet where she said the US is falling away from God and the Instagram post where she implies THE GAYS are corrupting the world and…

STELLA LUNA NO

Bats. The largest bat is called the Flying Fox and eats fruit pretty exclusively. Also, vampire bats get a bad rap don’t give a fuck about humans really at all.

having no idea what that actually is and being a lazy millenial that doesn’t want to google it, i’m forced to assume that Bayesian hierarchical modeling pertains to the inclusion of tits and explosions in a given Michael Bay movie

to be fair, the results of that poll were also ignored in favor of a virulent racist

Yahoo’s sources declined to provide specific data beyond that the results, stunningly, confirmed long-held biases about the current state of America and reflected “deep racial, political, and generational division” when it came to attitudes toward player protests

“Baby, after considering all of the resumes and interviewing all of the candidates, I’d like to offer you this promotion.”

Or, as with everything else in relationships, do what makes the most sense for yours. I woke up one Saturday morning, saw the ring where I’d been keeping it in my sock drawer, turned to her with it, and asked her if she’d marry me. My brother did some romantic shit where he took his wife to a spot they liked hiking…

in case you weren’t aware, wrestling is scripted