he made Ben promise to take care of me.

“I’m very concerned about my ability to be able to face witnesses this next four days mentally,” he wrote.

He would’ve been able to do a lot more with the offense if Mike Tomlin had just gotten out of the way.

“Sure is. But also, fuck Austin Rivers, so the Rockets players will all split a one game suspension between them.” - Adam Silver

winners get to talk shit. that’s how it works. scorefuckingboard.

if your argument is that big ben isn’t stupid, you’re gonna have a bad time

like I said: too stupid to do anything else

Roethlisberger only throws for the yardage he does because he’s too stupid to do anything except chuck the ball down the field

do I need to post the Margaret Atwood quote or do we all just know it by heart at this point?

“Sexual assault? Hey, Me Too. What? You meant being assaulted? I don’t know anything about that shit.”

I mean, where else is he going to put all of those black guys he owns employs?

So when do you figure someone over at ESPN is going to write a story about your story about how ESPN writes stories about their own stories’ stories?

it’s a fairly standard non-apology tactic. “I’m sorry you were offended” = “We’re sorry we got called out on our racist bullshit.”

We should probably expect a surge of donations to the Blake Bortles Foundation at around 4pm on Sunday.

Today, when asked if he feels that James viewed him as a basketball equal, Irving answers, “I don’t know if he did or not, but I don’t really care. I didn’t lose any sleep over it.”

hey bro, what happens in Hyrule stays in Hyrule.

uh Ewing had his basketball essence robbed by the Monstars. read a history book.

After the game Derrickson’s teammates were heard telling him not to sweat it.

His favorite card for perfect number symmetry is Hex, iirc.

Maybe Jordan wouldn’t have had as easy a time managing his brand in the modern era.