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Literally no one, including Franken, has said the joke was funny.

Having read nothing but the headline:

Sure, except Moore’s is an established pattern with things like “banned from a mall for being a creepy weirdo” and “literally trying to rape a 14 year old as a 32 year old man,” included in it, not “mimed grabbing at breasts in an obviously staged photo” or “possibly kissed too aggressively during a super-secret

You’re either trolling or looking at an entirely different photo.

The “Obama!” audible was supposed to be “Omaha!”, as yet another homage to Peyton Manning but, y’know, CTE.

Her politics vs. his politics and the timing of this accusation culturally just don’t pass the smell test for me. This isn’t a dozen women coming out of the woodwork like Cosby or Weinstein or Moore, this is a single woman with a clear agenda with a sketchy story.

Can we at least bear in mind that the accuser is a Hannity disciple and the “journalist” in the linked tweet works for the Washington Examiner and uses a photo of herself with Trump on her Twitter feed?

FC Cincinnati conning Cincinnati, easily. Any city that puts taxpayer money towards an MLS stadium got fucking played.

We ain’t got no room for SCIENCE in FOOTBALL, ‘less it’s the science of kickass-ology!

MY HEART

At this point it would be like adding a 6th color to Magic.

when he’s hitting shots off all that dribbling, he looks like a genius.

which is a bit of a problem since Trump has nominated him to be...the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s chief chef scientist

Let’s remember Some Passes

one of my favorite Pokemon fan theories is that ‘dex entries are the way they are because they’ve been written by the children Pokemon Professors send out to fill the Pokedex.

I’ve only got one Unown. You’re basically forced to use third party scanners to find them, assuming pogoalerts has a presence in your area.

lol like they’d do that for an MLS game

We are all Joe Maddon

“Mark, Davis, and Bryant all want the ball? How am I supposed to throw to three guys at the same time?” - Ben Roethlisberger

Nice to know where Alexi Lalas gets his material