only three stars so far? looks like your joke fell a bit flat

his entire reputation is built on having the highest concentration of talent in a brand new league and an overachieving USMNT in ‘02. other than that he’s coasted.

Bruce Arena shitting all over his own legacy is, tbh, pretty great.

so now there’s more money in giving a horse a boner than in curing a black man’s AIDS? Pharmaceutical companies are getting out of hand.

Just like a woman, always telling you what to do and “recalculating”

Not only that, college football is such an institution (especially south of the Mason-Dixon Line) that an active attempt to replace it would be met with hostile resistance.

I laughed for a good 20 minutes after that last night. [Redacted]s gonna [Redacted]

I can sort of see the argument for using it open sinuses so your breathing is more efficient or whatever, but that’s still some cold-shower-taking psycho shit.

I can sort of see the argument for using it to open sinuses so your breathing is more efficient or whatever, but that’s still some cold-shower-taking psycho shit.

As someone who’s never been laid the fuck out on a field of sportsball, I have no idea what smelling salts actually smell like. Can the kinja commentariat enlighten me?

it’s like the end of a Coen brothers’ movie.

yeah I might be projecting as well, but Suggs definitely has a “Do you see this shit?” look on his face.

-Dan Gilbert

The Cardinals receiver, who has infuriated defenders since the first Bush administration

10 Things I Hate About You is a fun movie, but it’s not exactly Criterion Collection material

We truly don’t have to take a side. We don’t.

idk let’s ask Sasha and Malia

*Uber driver pulls up, rolls down window*“I’m looking for BIG MIKE whose destination is [trashy part of the city]”