“In conclusion, the court finds that Commissioner Goodell is within his rights as defined in the NFL Collective Bargaining Agreement and that LordSchnitzel74 can eat shit if he thinks he’s going to win the league on the back of Ezekiel Elliot’s running game again.”

No bait, I genuinely dislike the guy.

I’m gonna use this as an opportunity to shit on Landon Donovan, mostly because it’s fun:

I’m gonna be honest, I didn’t know Carton’s first name was Craig and I’m completely unsurprised now that I do know.

suicune is a water type my dude

shoutout to Dom for asking “are your eyes glazing over?” right as I decided to scroll down to the comments

Jim Caldwell is ecstatic about the extension.

It means at best you have a nose full of butthole (or she has a butthole full of nose), which is close enough as to make no difference.

The Cardinals paid the cat in blood (the only payment cats really accept); they should get to keep it

I can buy ditching Thomas to get rid of his contract and giving up Crowder as a way to grease the wheels, but the pick is where I get stuck every time.

For obvious reasons, IT’s probably better at hiding.

I mean, it’s a first rounder from the Nets, so if it’s not a lottery pick I’ll eat my hat. The counterpoint to yours about Kyrie’s stunted development is that Lebron rests enough that we’ve had ample time to see what Kyrie looks like when he’s got the keys.

It wouldn’t be a bad trade for Boston if they hadn’t given up the draft pick too.

This is how the Cavs did with Kyrie Irving before Lebron showed up.

peddling racist conspiracy theories and other bullshit. next question.

he might be able to take William Henry Harrison, but I wouldn’t count on it.

Tammi?