Being in the right spot and ridiculously lucky seems to be a running theme in iconic photography

I honestly hope when the players inevitably strike in 2021 they get Tomsula instituted as the new commissioner

I’m down here in Richmond where everyone’s damn proud to be a fan of this shit awful team that’s perpetually “just a season away from turnin’ it all around!” RGIII was a god to these people until his Frankensteinian knees finally gave out. They all think Cousins is the second coming of fucking Joe Theismann. They’re…

finally my English degree is paying off!

there was no urgency to it. it looked like he was making the throw obligatorily at practice so everyone else could get a feel for how to run the play

Complete with flashbacks to your high school soccer games and memories of vaguely cruising through your college career!

he was just waving to LB Kyle Van Noy.

But

the question isn’t “how many people are tall enough to dunk?” it’s “are there more people tall enough to dunk than there are people that can hit a baseball 400+ feet?”

Fine, that makes homering even more difficult. Hitting a ball for distance is as much about redirecting the force the ball is carrying from the pitch as it is about applying force with the bat.

Right. Assuming it’s a major league pitcher (hell, even a minor league pitcher) or a high-speed pitching machine, most people are going to be swinging at air until their arms get tired. A very small object moving very fast is exceptionally difficult to hit with a small piece of wood AT ALL, much less with the power…

It takes more strength and technique to hit a homer than it does to dunk. You just have to be tall enough and/or able to jump high enough. As long as we assume a normal distribution of height and allow for two handed dunks, there’s really only one answer.

hold my stethoscope

please don’t give Schilling any ideas

+1 bbq sauce stain

Can we just cut the bullshit and make the NFL a branch of the military already?

Larry Fitzgerald proudly reps the University of Phoenix. Arizona is America’s sweaty taint. Fuck the Cardinals.

Any team that can get rid of Andy Reid and have him go onto a comparatively successful career in fucking Kansas City has to be one of the biggest shitshows in professional sports.

After a player is killed, they have a good chance of spawning on the beach. Paleto Bay residents use the high ground of the cliff while invaders get trapped on the beach, dying over and over to snipers rifles and machine guns. Paleto Bay residents also use the roofs of buildings as cover against people looking to…

team officials are currently in purrsuit of the kitten. they are spending litterally all of their time tracking it down.