If the weed is spread across multiple bags/containers, that’s intent to distribute.

Can’t wait for this to get cited in every future debate of GOATs.

Alright, fess up: Which Kinja user is responsible for the second story?

I don’t believe you’re an OSU grad for the simple reason that you referred to it as OSU and not THE Ohio State University

If you bring in enough friends, MLS will give you a soccer ball print Cadillac

Dean Spanos just wants to fuck Cersei Lannister; leave the poor guy alone.

There is a team paying Buttfumble two million goddamn dollars to hold a clipboard.

I’m surprised there was a Fan Submission section for this WYTS, tbh.

Not that it really matters, but Big Baller lost, 104-92.

“I will say that Indiana could have done better than they did,” said a smug Gilbert. He’s probably right, but I’m not sure if a guy whose career as an NBA owner would be nothing but abject failure if not for the good fortune of having LeBron James fall into his lap twice should be taking shots at another franchise.

Brian Cox is so amazing it’s a shame Patches O’Houlihan is played by Rip Torn

Ah yes just what the Rockets need now: a ball-dominant iso player.

I see the GoFundMe went well for Joe Pickett and Nick Prueher

It’s like Buecheler said: he’s completely comfortable not being The Guy. There’s some extent to which if he were traded to another, worse team, he’d likely be expected to shoulder a Curry/Durant sort of offensive load every night and that’s simply not who Thompson is as a person or a player. He’d probably a great fit…

Warriors Front Office: “Well Klay, we got an offer that would’ve sent you to Indiana for Paul George, but declined it because you’re a valuable asset to this team.”

ironically his lawsuit could turn out to be a huge bust

It’s hard to take this story at all seriously when the involved parties sound like the secret identities of second rate Batman villains

it’s vaguely annoying that Evan Rachel Wood got nominated; her performance was arguably the worst one on that show