I love how MtG articles on Gawker Compete always bring out a bunch of people that haven’t played the game in years but still have a certified hot take about how the game is stale and doesn’t change and games go too fast.
Yeah, I knew they’d shuffled around how Standard was defined and took a shot in the dark but figured I’d be wrong about it.
Also, referring to it as “increasingly popular” when it’s been a backbone of MtG since the game’s inception is...odd. It’s arguably the only format WotC actually cares about because it’s the most efficient way for them to sell product. Though she admits she’s a filthy casual (aren’t we all, really?), so it’s not like…
That’s not exactly what Limited is, what you meant was “Booster Draft”, because you can also booster draft in standard, limited is just a broader range of legal cards than standard, so the context in the way you used it is weird.
“AND DON’T FORGET, MY SON ALSO WEARS THE PANTS I JUST SHIT IN AND I AM BETTER AT SHITTING MY PANTS THAN MICHAEL JORDAN”
The NBA is honestly such a Samantha.
Bill Simmons would dedicate a paragraph to it in every piece he wrote until he died. Then, on his deathbed, his final words would be something smarmy about the 2017 ECF.
a group of locals who won a drawing to play in the game.
Seriously. It’s not ultimately weirder for this dude to walk into a women’s restroom than it is to just let him use the men’s?
the stock sarcastic response is that the party of small government wants the government to be small enough to fit in your bedroom or, in this case, your bathroom stall.
Of course he did it in fucking khakis. Those are his birthin’ khakis!
I dunno, this looks an awful lot like a car wreck to me
the Celtics comeback felt really subtle; there wasn’t a rush to it, they just kind of hit some shots and the Cavaliers didn’t and then Bradley got a shooter’s bounce and the game was over.
The only two teams in DC that matter are currently arguing about healthcare.
That Elesh Norn is sweet.