“We can tell it’s you, Mr. Vice President, you’re just wearing sunglasses.”

But just taking him at his word means there are a bunch of white cowards and racists living here, because no one stood up to the guy.

league-approved dance moves that wouldn’t result in penalties are:

never gonna happen. as long as every team is guaranteed at least one televised game per season, they’re going to use Thursdays to dump Jags-Bills and Browns-Texans “games.”

Oh, man, I remember Take Back Thursday! Fantastic emo band. Their hits “Trump Without the T (He’s a Big Rump)“ and “You’re Very Much this Past Autumn” were tremendous

There’s no anger, there’s explanation. Again, no one is saying your point that she calls the shots is untrue or sexist; it’s your phrasing that’s problematic.

He’s not disagreeing with your statement, he’s disagreeing with how you framed it. “Gisele is concerned for her husband’s wellbeing” is fine.“Tom Brady is whipped and Gisele wants ‘im to quit footbaw!” is sexist bullshit.

DC United has already extended a Designated Player offer to him

I’m pretty sure he won’t try to defend his performance tonight

If anybody needs me I’m going to be hitting myself over the head with a hammer until I die.

All I want out of the ECF is a chasedown block where Lebron doesn’t even need to jump to swat away Thomas’ layup.

I don’t follow hockey that closely, but I live in Caps country and everyone’s always very excited about hockey during the regular season and then suddenly silent about it by mid-May.

I mean, he is, but so is Tom Brady and that’s fine! It’s not say he’s untalented, but that he thrives because a system has been built in which his skillset is extremely valuable. The proper to response to “he’s a system player” as a criticism isn’t “Nuh-uh!” it’s “Yes, and?”

I’ve run the full spectrum of taeks on the Warriors.

a sports blog stretching for the sake of a clickthrough?

Their scrappy play last night was even more surprising given Quinn Snyder’s pregame pep talk:

Don’t forget him calling Kelly Olynyk a dirty player without even a hint of irony

Because he’s a man of the people, dammit. If you can’t buy a pair of Tomsula1s for what you earn in half a day’s good panhandlin’, what’s the point of even sellin’ the shoes?