Austin Rivers, if he returns from a hamstring injury before the series is over, will do a very slick-looking crossover that creates zero space for him and then fall over.

There’s a lot going on there.

He looks like a time traveling Grayson Allen. Though I assume if Romo tried to trip anyone, he’d break his foot.

Uh, dinosaurs peaked peeked in the NBA in 2013.

If your opening paragraph were any more of a strawman, I’d think it was a Grizzlies player trying to defend Westbrook in the 4th quarter.

I don’t follow hockey, but I live in Caps country and the impending schadenfreude for this time of year is delicious

He could probably write it off as pro-bono work on his taxes next year, tbh

Does Atlanta need cornerbacks? If so, I would advise them to look elsewhere given Georgia’s history with Shermans.

I refereed kids travel soccer for ten years and I’m still baffled at both players and people on the sideline that argue about calls. Not one single time have I ever seen a call changed because some asshole parent/coach/player screamed whatever their version of “NUH-UH” was at the official. The call was made, that’s…

The thing about bad refereeing in any sport is that officials are theoretically fallible agents of the rules. Yes, some of them try to insert themselves into the game (See: 2017 NCAA Final), but for the most part they’re making split second decisions after seeing things one time at actual speed. You and your fat ass…

“Good use of the bum” - Shaq

To Jim Who Broke Up With His Girlfriend:

Tony: Let’s throw it to Tracy on the sideline to see how things are going. Tracy?

*cut to Stacy Dales*

Tony:
 

which is why Pheel was sayin’ “BAH BAH”

Thoughts:

I don’t know. Both sides were pretty bad. She made a couple of misguided IT decisions and he admitted to sexually assaulting women on a regular basis. Po-tay-toes, po-tah-toes, y’know?

I’m pretty sure he’ll win Most Versatile Putz with or without your vote.

Your comment was 7 hours after the fact. Deadspin remains lacking in literary snobbery.

I’m pretty sure that’s WAY too literary for the Deadspin comments section.