Yeah, anyone that interpreted that in any way to mean Schefter told Jeffrey to go to the Eagles is a fucking dunce.

Poe’s Law, maybe? But it’s so sincere! I have no idea!

Up next: A cancer-ridden Shaq beats the shit out of Stephen A. Smith! Rob Gronkowski fucks up Darren Rovell before the CTE takes hold! Bryce Harper strangles Joe Buck before he gets smothered by his own beard! Terry Bradshaw wallops Phil Simms with a sock full of pennies just because!

Bummer.

Spam catching Pidgeys, Hoothoots, Rattatas, and Magikarp for a while. You’ll find one. I’ve caught four in the past 3 weeks.

“I guess we’ll see, Daddy, if I’m having ice cream for dessert or not. The committee hasn’t come back yet. I haven’t asked Mommy. Mommy might say I get two scoops, so you don’t know that for sure yet. I might get all the ice cream, strawberry, vanilla, chocolate, lots of flavors. Neapolitan. We’re just not sure, but…

Hey look, in the mean time, I guess, I can’t be doing so badly, because I’m president, and you’re not.

I don’t know if it’s just because he’s playing against the Kings or what, but he looks like that dude at the Y that takes pickup games way too seriously while the other team just kinda goes “yeah, sure man, sweet moves” and contemplates how to make sure they don’t let this dude into their games anymore

I’m too lazy to click through or watch videos; when is the shininess revealed? The map, the catch sequence, or post-Gotcha!?

If I’d lost a national championship game to a guy named Dab-o, I’d still be salty about it too.

“Questions to Ponder in the Shower”

Toronto, uh, finds a way.

Exactly.

When Bill Simmons isn’t being an insufferable jackass, his writing can be a lot of fun.

UGH that weird numbness/extra pressure on the top of your foot when you tie your shoes too tight is the WORST.

It’s less about quotas and more about gatekeeping. No one’s obligating videogame companies to hire a certain percentage of female workers, they’re just trying to discourage what is currently a male-dominated industry from creating an environment hostile to women that want to work in it. The number of women making…

So you trace it as far back as Chad Pennington, but who’s really Patient Zero for the Jets’ failure at quarterback? It has to go back farther than 2007.

Chop and Steele eventually appeared on three shows, in Eau Claire, Wisc., Bismarck, N.D., and Allentown, Penn., before canceling their other appearances due to being “stressed out.”

it’s like none of these nerds have read Practical Demonkeeping.