Rectum? Damn near his balls, anatomically speaking. He’s lucky he got away with those intact.
I’m gonna get out ahead of this:
As the sort of person that regularly makes jokes like that, it was great. I love groan-inducing Dad jokes.
Any prick that can make me side with Charles Barkley in an over-the-hill-old-guys basketball beef has go to be the biggest possible asshole.
To be fair, they needed a breath of fresh air after Cutler’s Marlboro haze cleared out.
It looked like he expected Johnson to close the gap but Johnson didn’t want to step in front of Lebron anymore than Hill did.
“I think IU’s first priority should be to get Gregg Popovich as their new coach.” - Magic Johnson, probably.
I agree with both the decision to hire him in 2011 and the decision to fire him last year. Ultimately I’m less disappointed with Jurgen’s firing and more disappointed that they went back to Bruce Arena.
Arena also held the job for 3 more years than Klinsmann did and accomplished those things with much more talented teams. There’s nothing objective about your statement at all.
with a vinyl windshield cover still on
Counterpoint: there is no enthusiasm unknown to Mick Foley. That dude is positive as hell.
I think the real takeaway from this picture is that Harbaugh goes jogging in khaki slacks like the goober he is.
I was so careful about spelling Schmeichel, too, it’s hilarious to me that I fucked up the name of a guy that was in the article
Correct. I was pointing that out to Tiny Gallon’s Teaspoon, who promptly ETAed their comment.
“Hey man, that’s enough to take a night off from Uber this week. Nice!” - Chad Henne, probably.
It’s funnier when you realize $64.11+$5.89=$70.00
He was no more or less successful than Bruce Arena, who was a lazy, uninspired hire no matter how you try to spin it. At least Klinsmann was trying to move the team forward into relevance instead of being content to show up at the World Cup every four years and call it a day.
Nope, just up too late arguing on the internet and making myself look like a FOOL