68 teams is honestly just too many. Any given Sunday and all that, but once you get past the 4 (maybe 5) seed in any given region of the bracket, it’s pretty much random filler. I say this as an alumni of a 10 seed that’s probably going to win their first game and then lose (badly) to Arizona.

to play devil’s advocate, they went 21-10 and 9-9 in ACC play last year and made the Final Four, so it’s not entirely unbelievable that they slide in again and make things exciting.

He’s right on the nose with his criticism of their picks. The selection committee really had to dig around to find reasons not to include the ‘Cuse. Boo, grr, and other such frustrated noises.

It’s nice to know Vince Wilfork is taking it easy in his retirement

I have no doubt that if it were legalized, ol’ Rog would still keep it on the list of banned substances out of pure spite.

+$29,000 in cash

Based on their play over the past few years, I’m going to guess both teams made the fiscally responsible decision to switch to heroin.

I don’t see him, so I guess someone else took care of it. I’m usually pretty quick on the dismiss trigger.

It’s...it’s just not the same.

I want to photoshop a cigarette onto a picture of Glennon just for the comparison, but I’m really not sure if any of the GIS results I’d be working with are themselves photoshops of his ridiculous neck.

Followup questions: Why does he seem so confused by his phone? Did the woman in the background of the picture send him a lewd text of some kind? Is he just kind of fucking stupid?

lol next you’ll want this “union” to “bargain” for “players’ rights” and maybe negotiate away some of Goodell’s “borderline dictatorial authority.”

Why does he look a high school English teacher that just told all of his students to climb on their desks and throw their books in the trash?

nah, man, you gotta shake up the ESTABLISHMENT. can’t have some fuggin’ DOCTOR tellin’ you what to do - they’ve been tellin’ us what to do for YEARS with our bodies and see where it’s gotten it us? fuckin’ nowhere. all the speedruns have hit their limits, my dude. you want to break the 40 minute barrier on pokemon…

Uh, it’s been done better:

“Who are our options? The kneeling kid with a ‘fro, a breakable old man, or Smokin’ Jay? Yeah, let’s just pay Tyrod.”

Maybe they saw those Mike Glennon rumors and realized that they were lucky to have the option to pay Taylor.