UGH

That is some quality Kinja

Let’s not forget Chukwudi Okafor threatening to slap a random blogger for having the AUDACITY to think Jahlil is the colossal bust he turned out to be.

Those are Bengals moves if I’ve ever heard them

Oh, good, none of their upcoming games will fall on a Saturday.

Like I said, I consider it a pretty benign conversation, just a repetitive one. I will say that the forced social interaction of being a Lyft driver has done wonders for my ability to make small talk elsewhere.

The questions you’ve listed are literally the same four questions everyone asks. The most common topic of conversation between passengers and drivers in a Lyft/Uber is...working for Lyft/Uber.

“Yeah, fuck it, we’re gonna play Simmons at the point. It’s the Process or whatever. If that doesn’t work, we’re gonna trade a bunch of stockpiled picks for Dwight Howard and try him out there. None of you fucking people care. It doesn’t matter. Basketball is an illusion you simple bastards.”

I’m just bringing you out of the grays because your tiers are so hilariously wrong and I want others to see them, point, and laugh.

If the Ravens defense could drag Trent Dilfer’s sorry ass to a ring in 2000 and the Broncos terrifying pass rush could drag Peyton Manning’s corpse to one last year, you’re not exactly wrong. You’re not necessarily right, either, but your argument isn’t unreasonable.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with being A Guy Who Can Play Quarterback. Alex Smith has made a career out of it. If Glennon turns out to be Alex Smith caliber (so Tier 2, if we’re organizing QBs that way), the teams interested in him could (obviously) do a lot worse. Of course, the teams with giant holes at…

That is a good dog.

“So which guy in his posse is taking the fall for the shooting?” - Stephen A. Smith, probably.

by off games i mean he hasn’t kicked anyone in the dick in a while. it’s really disappointing.

“the problems we have at Baylor are no different than the problems at any other school in America.”

“having Durant feels a little mercenary” offers a description of his presence on the team and zero description of the basketball he is playing for that team. it addresses his fit into a system that he was absent from during their title run two years ago and their Finals run last year. his basketball remains exemplary.…

As I said, basketball is a business. I don’t blame him for leaving for a team that can give him what he’s looking for and I don’t blame the Warriors for picking up one of the best players in the league. BUT: his deal is two years, with the second year as a player option, which means if things don’t work out the way he…

NO ONE DENIES THIS

that is rad as hell