he was playing out of his goshdang MIND.

a lot of Golden State’s mystique from last season has simply evaporated this year. Curry’s 3 isn’t falling the same way, Draymond’s having a lot more off-games, and having Durant feels a little mercenary (this is by no means a criticism of his move; basketball is a business). i think they certainly match up well, but…

I’m sure Chuck Tingle will have “Mesut Ozil’s Sweaty Jersey Banged Me In the Shower” available any day now.

That’s a surprisingly good defense of his play last season from Harden.

Yeah, Richmond is still neck deep in IPAs too. There’s at least one mediocre one in every brewery in town.

I completely forgot about Frank Kaminsky, holy shit.

TIL poor men of color are a danger to society

It’s a good thing Wisconsin ended Kentucky’s perfect season because Calipari would’ve sent one of his lottery pick forwards directly at Okafor until Coach K cried.

TIL there are no women’s prisons

I’m not sure WHY the .gif ended up as a .jpg, but here’s what it’s supposed to be:

Ah yes boys are notoriously overlooked in favor of girls. It’s a good thing Mr. Winston was so thoughtful as to finally allow them a chance to speak and be heard.

They 100% are not. He jumps off the line before the kicker even enters the frame.

Goddamn look at all those jorts.

He jumped the line on the PK anyway. If they hadn’t scored it should’ve been a retake.

Heads up, gang: I dismiss aggressively and 3 of you made the same “correction” to my comment. You’re not clever. I said what I meant and meant what I said.

A hypocritical Republican? GTFO.

Full disclosure: I didn’t watch the speech, but I read the transcript.

you know, I respect your ability to generate hot takes without ascribing to them.

Are you referring to Mark Cuban’s comments that he’ll never be a superstar?