We’ll get on the construction of a Dyson sphere around him asap. Sounds like a solid, job-creating infrastructure project.

Public education seems to have failed Secretary DeVos

Wait a minute.

I mean, there are some pretty sweet MtG alters out there too.

She looks like a grownup handed her the phone so she would shut up while the adults were talking

Parry was going to pay him, but he was in a rush because he really had to épée.  

My desk at work is within spinning range of a stop. I’ve spun that thing roughly every 10 minutes per workday (while accomplishing things, shush) since the update and I’ve spun up a single Metal Coat and naught else.

Matt Purke looks like he only plays baseball ironically. Sort of like he wants to go back to the minors because nobody’s heard of the team he was playing on.

However, it could just as easily lose in the first round.

Quokka’s not getting past the dire wolf.

This field is pretty soft to tool-using primates.

Honey badger at the 1 is trash seeding. I expect it to tear through the mole, but get torn up in turn by the Gila monster. Not close to being close.

I’ve got the Neanderthal hunting party cruising to the Final Four and getting upset by the red squirrel.

He made a thinly-veiled James Cameron self-insertion likable. The man was truly a master of his craft.

This all stems from a bullying incident in Shaq’s past when a smaller but more talented player defeated him in a game of one-on-one in front of a large crowd of onlookers. Truly, the bullied do often become bullies themselves. It’s a vicious cycle.

makes u think

Syracuse is supposed to be a solid pick for the tournament, right?

Besides, Jim Irsay needs a buddy

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