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Shoutout to the dude that’s way too excited to get a picture of shirtless Bill Walton

do you just not click “see more replies or something?” jfc. get dismissed.

Whoops. Didn’t check the greys first. Here’s a star.

I fully expect oblique references to his “offseason troubles” during every Sooners game and Heisman discussion come September. The redemption narrative’s just going to be too irresistible

I look for any excuse at all to use it.

i’ll be honest I was shooting from the hip and didn’t realize Mcgee was only on a 1 year contract

That said, I doubt we’re getting any apologetic Javale highlight reels out of Shaq anytime soon

somehow I don’t think the perennial championship contender will have trouble re-signing a serviceable center that’s been on five teams in 8 years for the league minimum again before eventually trading him to clear cap space for one of their superstars

The update would indicate Shaq’s doubling down and telling KD to stay out of it.

as far as I’m concerned Shaq has a free pass based on this gif alone

So the Warriors front office stepped in when they saw his trade stock starting to tank. Gotcha.

If you like Arrival, try out Cixin Liu’s Three Body Problem trilogy. Top notch mind-bending hard sci-fi.

I was discussing this elsewhere in the context of Bill Maher claiming credit for MY resigning from Breitbart. Maher’s take was that “sunlight is the best disinfectant” or some other disingenuous bullshit.

Not much? The guys listed in the article that haven’t played have all been draft picks that yeah, are getting paid first rounder money, but those aren’t exactly max contracts.

I’ve just always been underwhelmed by him. Yes, he does and did basketball things very well, and he was certainly worthy of being a well-paid NBA starter, but if you’re saying he’s a member of your Big 3, I can’t help but feel like you’re kind of reaching for a third guy to include.

I imagine he’ll just get booted right out of the league. Kicked to the curb, you know? Nuts to him, I say.

+1 Thing You Didn’t Know Had A Name

Medium take: including Paul Pierce as a member of a Big 3 is extremely generous to Paul Pierce, so he should probably just shut the fuck up

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