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If you’ve played TES games, then you know people standing around doing weird shit is incredibly immersive.

This is how you Make America Great Again, right?

True, but grandparents down there wouldn’t buy so many copies for the grandkids if it were “Gaston the Green-Assed Alligator”.

Looks like Billy Ray went a little Weird Al Jed Clampett there:

I doubt you are the only one but I also doubt you are the majority either.

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Yeah, he’s a guy with the nuclear codes, not a billboard in Springfield.

Big deal, I got two holes in one in one round last week. On 4, I bounced it perfectly off the Eiffel Tower and through the Arc de Triumph and in. And on 11, I played it down the Great Wall and right in.

Not that I have against anything against America doing their part, but I firmly believe that when we make first contact (and everything after that moment) we need to do it as humans. “America,” or any other country, “leading the way...” is just proof that humans are not ready yet.

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I see... a beautiful aquatic anus.

You don’t recognize Jones, because he’s almost always covered in makeup. Seriously it’s Chewbacca, just stand there and be tall.

Getting a lot of flak here. In Mayhew’s own words, he won the role of Chewbacca pretty much by standing up. Looking back, I don’t remember a whole lot of nuance. Before A New Hope, he was an orderly in a hospital. Like 90% of his filmography on IMDB is Chewbacca. Basically his celebrity is not based on his range of

Oh good, I didn’t want to sleep tonight.

neat! Cat drawings!

Yes, I’m sure he will stomp around and pantomime in a fur suit while being tall just as well as Peter Mayhew did. I mean, it’s not like he has to deliver a Shakespearean soliloquy.

He’s sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook. It put those towns on the map. I think Trump is on the level.

Remember that one of the main ingredients in ‘Make America Great Again!’ is Cognitive Dissonance, which of course leads to an Irony Deficiency....

They only post the successful videos, no one wants to discourage the youth from doing stupid things... Oh, right, I said that, now I get yelled at for how these people are doing the thing they love... Yeah, I get it, kind of like getting stupidly drunk by parties... People like doing that as well, apparently.