… isn’t he the only R in congress promising committee hearings into the Russian connections…

The only time John McCain was a good idea was when the alternative was George W. Bush.

All right, the newest version of Cabella’s People Hunter is out!

When Sears says something isn’t selling you know it’s serious, their benchmark for daily sales in a given store has to be in the high twos or the low threes.

They send in a bush pilot.

Despite being forced to soften his brand, the Philadelphia native...

I am a 37 year old Dutchman with one son. I grew up in the 1980's, an era where there were protests in Holland against nuclear arms and they were at it’s peak. The Dutch song of this era was “Als de bom valt”, by Doe maar. (When the bomb drops) basically a very defeatist song about how it doesn’t matter what happens…

Wow, you have a lot of people giving you shit. My parents started dating when 99 Luftballoons was a hit and I wouldn’t come into the world for another three years, and this shit still terrifies me.

“Hey how’s it going? If you’re watching this tape; Congratulations, you’ve just been elected President of the United States.”

You want him to die? I don’t.

It truly speaks to the bottomless stupidity and inverse hubris of this man that he never realized for a moment that being President of the USA WOULD BE A HARD FUCKING JOB!

You just know he spent that latter portion making lame “her ass meant” jokes.

Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such elite career orientation videos as “So You Want To Run General Electric?” and “Orientation The Right Way: Welcome To the St. Louis Cardinals.”

Today we’ll learn together about the exciting world of being the President of the United States. First, welcome to the Oval…

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

“Mustangs are killers! Absolute menace to society!! Horrible cars, all of them!!!”

Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders

And then there’s these 3 jabronies.

Thanks for your follow-up post. I didn’t want to insult Evan, but I didn’t want to patronize him, either. His problem has such a simple solution, I felt silly putting it any other way than I did.

This could have been phrased better, but it’s pretty much the correct response. I’m white and grew up almost never seeing black people, and still very rarely do where I live. I’d have no frame of reference to write about The Black Experience, which is a stupid thing anyway because not all black people have the same…