First time seeing this one, thought he was Cary Elwes.

Someone with a time machine needs to go back to when your mom got knocked up with you and push her down a flight of stairs.

Let’s not rule this out though.

If you’re sitting next to a nun and she’s upset about your movie, you should be asking her why she isn’t riding an angel to her destination and then follow it up with an “YEAH, THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT!”

And at what point did you lean over to give’r her Mom of the Year award?

I don’t know... maybe decide that’s the time to finally grow the fuck up?

Thanks. Right now, Skyrim is the only reason I would get one, unless Nintendo can get me interested in a Zelda game for the first time in ages.

“Hi, Ivanka! Daddy’s giving a speech to some Negroes!”

Or rump. He’s one giant, orange rump roast.

I know this is Simon Wiesenthal’s grave and it kinda falls under picture not related, but can we all just agree that MLK Jr. is doing this right now? I couldn’t find anything better:

Skyrim?

Anyone think Trump was expecting gifts from his cabinet members for President’s Day? I mean, he does have such low levels of tact.

What a time to be alive!

What a dumb way to die.

All I see is this: