First time seeing this one, thought he was Cary Elwes.

But... everything about him is green though...

Someone with a time machine needs to go back to when your mom got knocked up with you and push her down a flight of stairs.

Let’s not rule this out though.

If you’re sitting next to a nun and she’s upset about your movie, you should be asking her why she isn’t riding an angel to her destination and then follow it up with an “YEAH, THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT!”

And at what point did you lean over to give’r her Mom of the Year award?

I don’t know... maybe decide that’s the time to finally grow the fuck up?

Anyone able to tell me how accurate these things are at tracking miles run?

Thanks. Right now, Skyrim is the only reason I would get one, unless Nintendo can get me interested in a Zelda game for the first time in ages.

Easiest colonoscopy ever.

I cannot unsee this giant aquatic anus.

Was he a Trump appointee? Because none of those people know thing one about the job they were hired to do.

Some of these people are fucking insufferable. And you just know that they are the kind to say that anonymity helps people be assholes online and thus the internet is a shelter for toxic behavior but allow themselves the luxury of being venomous themselves.

“Someone said something about my Star Wars and now my feelings…

“Hi, Ivanka! Daddy’s giving a speech to some Negroes!”

Or rump. He’s one giant, orange rump roast.

I know this is Simon Wiesenthal’s grave and it kinda falls under picture not related, but can we all just agree that MLK Jr. is doing this right now? I couldn’t find anything better:

Skyrim?