It’s also a strange thing when you think about it. Women are graceful. They pose. We climb on and thrash around. I find this lack of symmetry weird.

Notice the complete lack of shock from the world after learning this.

Buy a wig and let some of it dangle from inside your trunk.

They’ll get the idea.

Don’t ever lose your car keys around someone who isn’t from Boston. They’ll think you’re looking for your khakis.

I’m dying that’s so funny XD

Edgar Allan Poo...

Patent Pending! Copyright 2017, Ginseng Hitler Beepollen, All Rights Reserved, yadda, yadda, yadda.
:)

When your job is to get beat up repeatedly AND people expect you to quote, I don’t know, Henry David Thoreau...

You’re adorable, Mike.

“Welcome to New Miami: Good or bad, it’s nothing like the real Miami. Now with Meth.” 

When you sleep in Ohio, you’re sleeping in every state Ohio has ever been with.

Use a stool, or ottoman. Put your hands on one of those, keep your back straight and go for it. Anything high enough up that you can put your feet on as well (with your hands now on the ground) should help you keep your stomach off the ground.

It just doesn’t seem right to complain about something so minuscule in a game that, for all intents and purposes, didn’t look like it was ever going to happen.

Mama said knock her out...

I’m holding auditions for anyone interested in joining my alt-rock-apocalyptic-psychedelic band Rageholic Meth Boar...

The worst are the people who still go “www”...

My hand just turned me down.

If it makes you feel any better, he was probably one of those people who died alone in their apartment and nobody knew for 8 whole years, and when they found him, someone was like, “hey, check out these sweet Pokemon cards!”