Yeah, I don’t think Anthony Daniels needs his ego inflated anymore than it already is.

How is he a troll? Because he had the nerve to say something you disagreed with? Seriously, the more people like you misuse that word, the less meaning it will end up having. Calm the fuck down.

Anyone think Trump was expecting gifts from his cabinet members for President’s Day? I mean, he does have such low levels of tact.

What a time to be alive!

Book deals and tours aren’t rights.

What a dumb way to die.

All I see is this:

It’s also a strange thing when you think about it. Women are graceful. They pose. We climb on and thrash around. I find this lack of symmetry weird.

Notice the complete lack of shock from the world after learning this.

Buy a wig and let some of it dangle from inside your trunk.

They’ll get the idea.

Don’t ever lose your car keys around someone who isn’t from Boston. They’ll think you’re looking for your khakis.

I’m dying that’s so funny XD

Edgar Allan Poo...

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:)

When your job is to get beat up repeatedly AND people expect you to quote, I don’t know, Henry David Thoreau...

You’re adorable, Mike.

Except it isn’t and that’s just aluminum siding.