There’s going to be plenty of dumpster fires during the apocalypse.

I remember a time when we had a choice about what we clicked on...

If we can’t go to an alternative universe, we’ll just bring one here.

So what are you saying? Who did you/would you have voted for (if you aren’t American)?

“Mr. Trump, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may…

Crazy people don’t know they are crazy :[

Anyone else wipe back to front? You’re gonna say you’re not supposed to, but I’ve done extensive tests with mirrors and have clean underwear to prove that it is in fact much better.

I lean forward like one of them Olympic long jump skiers to wipe.

You’ve won yourself a Rodney

I know that in China, rear leg room is one of the top selling points for cars. I’m guessing Asian airlines have more leg room?

I wonder if Ted Cruz has ever moonlighted as a Russian prostitute...

I thought that pipe was a big black dick.

“There is a raging debate within the planetary protection (colonialist) community about whether any indigenous (people) microbial life on (in) other planets and moons (lands) of our solar system (world) has an innate right to exist.”

Who wants to ever meet the person who has gotten over the fact that Trump won? Seriously, who? That kind of apathy has no place anywhere.

“I hate disappointing just one person. And I really hate disappointing everyone. But I love Burlington Coat Factory. You go in there with $645, you are literally a king.”

It’s all the rage on GHSJXX-712, or as it’s known to the locals, Planet Hairy Slime Mold.

Are we sure this isn’t just Rachel Dolezal gone full Tropic Thunder?

Shameless self-promotion.