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Were you there when Kowloon Walled City still stood? That shit was bananas (I’ve never been, just managed to get my hands on a PDF copy of City of Darkness).

I hope that if I reincarnate in the future, this whole race stuff will have been fixed.

Q: How much mo?

He seems to be giving a lot of the people who didn’t vote for him a lot of excuses for hating him these past several months, as opposed to just hating him because he won. Liberals seem angry now about the electoral reform thing... U read Globalnews everyday (which may or may not be a good thing) and every article

Plus, Trump showed his teeth, which, if you’ve ever seen baboons do that, you know you’re fucked.

Just when you think Trudeau couldn’t look any more attractive... All it took was standing next to last year’s Jack-O-Lantern.

Cool. This looks so much more interesting and fun than Leaving Lithgow, a game about separating and then divorcing John Lithgow... which, I know, sounds interesting on paper...

Word is he’s dropping the idea of changing his youtube channel name to Jewdiepie...

Because when you point out that someone must be ashamed of their name as the reason they changed it and then purposefully omit the fact your family did the same thing in order to not look like a hypocrite...

Technically, California was only blue because of all the illegal voters, so...

Time for Trump to make America safe again. Let’s see how long it takes him to whip up an EO on infrastructure... /s

Too big.

Horseshit and bullshit as you see it, right?

“In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is King.”

Could we please, as a people, shake-shake-shake off this ridiculous vestige of cultural expression?

I wish Thandie Newton was Fish Mooney on Gotham.

The car should be the one wearing the high-visibility jacket.