Nobody gives a shit about your dick.

Grow up.

So does Trump’s immediate family.

Jared Kushner looks like the perfect, caring fiancé in a L&O SVU episode who is later revealed to have been kidnapping all those brunettes and dressing them up in his late mother’s clothes.

The design isn’t actually bad. The problem is that hardly anyone plays it the way it was actually designed.

Speaking as someone who plays Melee, I can assure you we enjoy the game very much. :P

I know nothing about how he plays but he is way more interesting than like 90% of SF characters. Him, Vega, and that stretchy Ghandi looking motherfucker.

The heartwarming Hobbit trilogy reunion:

I’m not sure what a more neutral term would be, however.

Is.....clip...to sound....that....its...and....me....!

Okay, that’s fair. I don’t like playing an attack map with triple snipers who won’t switch, because yeah, more often than not they’re the kind of “gold elims bitch I ain’t going healer” player that just doesn’t understand the fundamental goal of a team-based game.

“THE BOULDER DEMANDS THAT THE PEBBLE EAT ALL OF HIS VEGETABLES!”

“Dad, come on. Do you have to be in character all the time?”

“THE BOULDER CANNOT BELIEVE HIS OWN SON WOULD QUESTION HIS DEDICATION TO THE NOBLE WORLD OF WRESTLING!”

My brain melded your icon with your comment and I’m suddenly dying for a boulder spin off where he’s just a dorky dad trying his best

This video was adorable. Can we get more of the adventures of Bowser the Dorky Dad? Because I would watch that show.

SJW is a term invented by right wing extremists to make people think that sticking up for human rights and dignity is a bad thing.

Finally, someone who has actually tried to play against this meta and knows how infuriating it is!

That was a terrible joke and you should feel bad for writing it.

every time ryan gosling isnt on screen, someone should be asking,”where’s ryan gosling”

Hahaha....not based on my life choices to date!

You mean programs that are actually the CLOSEST to investigating issues behind the news? Yeah. That’s terrible.

Also, you’re thinking of Colbert Report, which was straight-up satire, not Late Night. But why look at the truth when you’re on a roll about a society that no longer considers reality an indicator of “truth?”