nasty

pre shredded cheese has anti clumping ingredients added that make it melt weird, a good restaurant will shred its own cheese

lord of the rings

posey is the only bright spot; all the bad dialogue, dumb science mistakes, and lots of yelling are making this show impossible for me to watch

sorry about you losing the hetero white guy, maybe you can recover by watching nearly any other tv show ever

I for one don’t understand the need critics have for posting tv episode reviews before any normals have a chance to watch it. I don't want any spoilers and I have no idea how blabby they're going to be, so I can't read them until after I've watched the show.

lindsey buckingham, yoy're my best friend!

adam pally punched it twice but I guess it's ok for him??

jacob needs speech therapy. i could barely understand him.

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wtf???? this is stupid on so many levels. the racism, the bizarre misuse of periods!

neither did cosby. rape isn't about "getting laid," for fuck's sake

most, but not all. I worked at a bookstore where at least two dudes pooped on the sales floor, one of whom ran his wheelchair through it and tracked it all over the store. something about coffee and books, according to george costanza

it takes all of five minutes to clean a litterbox, sorry that cuts into your bitchin time

you're right. pet parenting is much better. good luck trying to get your sex trophies to visit your old ass in the nursing home they stash you in

I call mine my “idiot sons” and I don’t have to worry about them turning out to be useless shits, because they already are. this dipshit will have to pay for his dimwitted kids' college tuition only to have them end up living in their basement for decades

nobody cares about your ugly, whiny kids. take this as the insult it's intended to be instead of being a butthurt baby over what people who aren't assholes call their pets. 

the problem is that they are charging players money to add the feature back.

why? ive never had that happen despite cooking for 20 years with painted nails

they try them out first, for example chris morocco (my fave) was always there in the background and he’d come forward to test someone else’s food, and THEN he got his own recurring segment.