Oh god, I'M SO BORED.

"I bet my new hat"

Totally agree.

Just don't update. I've been running the same uTorrent client for years.

I'm laughing out loud. How could someone be so dense as to miss the joke entirely?

Ah, fantastic casting (or so it seems thus far)! I love it when the pieces just fit together.

"will retell each of the original and prequel Star Wars movies from the perspective of C-3PO and R2-D2."

Some might say this is already the case.

"well, borrowing a bit of Danny Elfman's score from the Raimi Spider-Man movies would be a very, very obvious choice."

Why would this be obvious? Those films aren't canon, I would guess. I think alluding to them creates more problems than it does generate excitement.

As a 27-year-old, something interesting happened to me recently: a coworker (please don't remind me of the implications of this) recently told me after hanging out one night that she has a huge thing for me (guy). It dawned on me that I just assume girls don't like me (in that way) all of the time, because that's…

I got rid of cable when I moved to a new place and I read more and think more and am an all round better person. I still consume television media, but only when I want to, not when I'm trying to kill time, which is a ludicrous notion all together.

Oh god I'm so lonely...

Ya ya ya but my point is, I want Deadpool to address it. He should know that it was retconned and make note of it.

I really hope that this movie somehow addresses the ultimately lame-ass events of X-Men Origins Wolverine, because although this may seem like a bad idea on the surface, Deadpool can get REALLY creative in regards to retconning events. I would also love for the character to openly hate/make fun of that terrible bit…

Don't tell the Ultimates version of Hulk that he can't have sex. That definitely doesn't work out too well.

This, if read exactly as what it implies, is something I still don't believe. There is way more to this, there is no way Marvel would be on board if they thought it would jeopardize anything they've already built. I have a strong feeling this badboy is ironclad in Marvel Studios' favor.

This till makes absolutely 0 sense to me. I hope "rethinking our approach" means abandoning it, because Marvel announced a single Spiderman film for 2017, and I don't believe it is gonna be the Sinister Six film (although I could be wrong). Marvel is announcing this MCU film with Spidey and is gonna essentially…

Unfortunately, I tend to devolve into "I'm a piece of shit, somehow" because it's something we can all agree on.

Northeast Ohio may not be the ideal place to live (weather, sports, etc) but man, you can't beat the work-time traffic. Anybody complaining should try DC for a week and then check their privilege.

My religion notwithstanding, I'm pretty sure Jesus has been hot for awhile now. To quote Patton Oswalt fake-quoting Mel Gibson "This is a crazy Christian country, we'll make boatloads of cash!"

This may be a dumb question but, does it have the capacity to record footage? Like, say I actually am robbed and am notified. Does it record at least the last hour of footage so I can hold onto it?