“But it does it with so much fear, such clear terror of criticism, that it ends up just feeling uninterested.”

I mean we all knew we would eventually get here, right?

Wait--what’s his crime again?

Yeah I get this one a lot—definitely not over here expecting Walter Cronkite on Kotaku, but maybe just, a little bit of parity? Like, maybe not making it so very obvious 100% of the time that it’s going to be veritable softballs for this president going forward? It’s incredibly disingenuous and takes away from what…

That’s a pretty deep assumption about me with no evidence. I’m certainly no Trump guy, but that doesn’t inform my disdain for ingratiating ANY leader quite like what is on display here, and what is certainly on the docket for the rest of his term.  Can’t wait to find out if Biden watches speedruns.  

I’ve seen very little evidence of Trump-loving the last 4 years in the press, especially on Kotaku, which makes this softball tactic for a president pretty obvious and pretty gross. Hamming up any public leader like this is disgusting.

It’s gonna be really weird being entirely up this president’s ass for 4 whole years.

Wow! How did they get Alan Moore to play Rasputin?! Brilliant casting.

Ash vs Evil Dead is so goddamned good I feel like I can’t be a glutton about it.  I’ll take more, but I don’t demand it.  

Holy shit was Bono in this movie?

It’s the best thing on Netflix.

“Less certainly, a new rumor from Making Star Wars states a “bearded” Jar Jar Binks will make an appearance...”

If the Disney+ shows could actively redeem some of the lower-tier performances (and mythology) from the prequels, that would be awesome.  Lookin’ at you, Akakin.

Wow. If you said “Make a Christopher Nolan film and check ALL of the boxes. Don’t you miss EVEN ONE.” This would be it.

This is the end of news.

Yeah—I guess I wasn’t denying the sub-culture so much as shouting into the ether “Where are you people?” Every time a Scooby Doo or Hanna Barbera property gets made I wonder if the audience is [still] big enough for a feature.

I’ll never quite understand this IPs evergreen appeal if it’s not just projection from an older generation onto a new one. The seventies vibe alone really dates it so heavily.  What kid is into Scooby Doo?

Absolutely fantastic to see. I’m very excited!

It’s amazing that a really dumb non-correlation birthed this entire blog post/story.  Sports journalism really can suck.

It’s pretty cold today in Cleveland, I dunno about all this.

One thing is absolutely for-sure and not sspeculation: you picked the wrong site to share this angle. Yeesh.

Eh, fuck this take. “We are 10 years too late” is a sound byte and is strictly hyperbolic and a call for urgency. Yang is a largely a hopeful candidate, so I think given more than 60 seconds he could contextualize that statement. Shame on you for reading that statement as a banner proposition.