Tie the name to the Xbox BEFORE the xbox becomes more than just a gaming device = HUGE MISTAKE. Why limit your market, Microsoft?

Let's hope their product is in conjunction with McDonald's. Mmmmmmmm!

Given the picture, I thought the healthiest meal was going to be "No meal at all, fatty."

I still think my favorite .gif is of the guy dressed up as a bear who is breakdancing. Mostly when it's used to celebrate something horrible.

I just want a nano-sized iPod that can hold more content.

What about any new iPods? Are we beginning/finishing the final stage of the phone being the last bastion of MP3 players? Or can we expect iPod announcements when the iPhone 5 gets it's own inevitable release parade?

Shawarma HUD.

I want to try one so badly. Why do I feel like every single time I want to upgrade to a WP device, there is nothing I want? Probably because I'm on Verizon.

I'll take your fat girlfriend over your horrible syntax.

"I started my first meetings on the Blade Runner sequel last week. We have a very good take on it. And we'll definitely be featuring a female protagonist."

How much is the rent on your back?

Ruxin?

Now THESE comics need adaptations.

Or, I'll create a fake account and do this myself. I can say so many sexy things to myself it's not even funny. Wait...

Unfortunately, I'm even worse than the angry drunk. I'm the dude who wants to discuss complex topics while drunk, and will not stop talking. I just want to discuss social implications of David Lynch and Blue Velvet, goddamnit! Get me a beer!

Super Mario Sunshine:

#2 Forcing apps to be full screen is obnoxious.

Happy Easter, everybody.

1.) These inspections of crazy comic book motifs are the best thing io9 has ever done.

Relationships aside, I'm daunted by the dialog. Nobody talks like that.