"Quiet or Papa Spank."

Good God, somebody needs to.

You can keep the franchise if you want, but have some bullshit subsequent name so as not to write off the first outing IE The Evil Dead: Requiem for a Theme (get the drug reference? I hate you). Whether explicit or not, that's what they're doing.

Wow, they're really doing it. They're really remaking The Evil Dead. There is only one letter in the alphabet that can be a response to this, and I'm sure you all know which it is.

BORED. New UI or BUST!

Or at the very least, the lab coat. I'm gonna pull a "Thor's Helmet" when I say that I need that fucking lab coat.

It's a lot of fun to watch your hometown be destroyed in an alien invasion.

Well, at least then it will be entertaining.

Them "liking" it is funny to me.

Man, I am so sick of the apocalyptic/post-apocalyptic theme. It has invaded my books, my video games, my movies and my television, and it's getting oh-so tiresome.

Alton Brown...where are you? I love you.

The years and years of carefully constructed sexual annals.

Well played.

Let's not pretend that porn isn't easy to obtain. I don't understand why thousands would click these videos.

Ah, the children's crusade. It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

There is a novel in here somewhere...

Enough time for riddles, of course.

First of all, going out of your way to counteract arguments that are "common" but haven't necessarily been made in this instance, is a douchey, condescending way to argue. Every single time you went ahead and said "I know what you're gonna say, and I'll get to it," I figured that you might go fuck yourself, because…

Yes, and because everything else is Paris is so damn expensive, I didn't grab the audio guide.

GOOD. I've been to The Louvre and all of the informational plaques are printed in many languages, and English is not one of them. Those rat bastards.