The years and years of carefully constructed sexual annals.

Well played.

Let's not pretend that porn isn't easy to obtain. I don't understand why thousands would click these videos.

Ah, the children's crusade. It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

There is a novel in here somewhere...

Enough time for riddles, of course.

First of all, going out of your way to counteract arguments that are "common" but haven't necessarily been made in this instance, is a douchey, condescending way to argue. Every single time you went ahead and said "I know what you're gonna say, and I'll get to it," I figured that you might go fuck yourself, because…

Yes, and because everything else is Paris is so damn expensive, I didn't grab the audio guide.

GOOD. I've been to The Louvre and all of the informational plaques are printed in many languages, and English is not one of them. Those rat bastards.

Yes. The spawning is atrocious.

I am phone.

Finally, the parallel has been drawn between illegal immigrants and brainless zombies, literally.

Sometimes I read the articles just to make sure that somebody posts what I feel is the obvious. Thank you, sir.

So hip!

Considering this product is supposed to be released during this financial quarter, I just see this as holding them to their word.

Nokia: We make cool stuff but YOU'LL NEVER FUCKING OWN IT, AMERICA!

Due to contracts and battery life, smart phone users buy in cycles, I just can't wait till November and it has nothing to do with impatience. I'm really surprised to see that Nokia would delay an entrance to the states until after the holidays. I'm even more surprised that Verizon doesn't give a shit about WP7.

I am trying SO HARD and have been waiting SO LONG to get a WP7 device but Microsoft and Verizon won't take my money! Verizon's offering to date is still ONLY ONE WP7 DEVICE! ONE!! It's the old-as-hell HTC Trophy! Granted, they only recently started making WP7 devices available, but you're going to test drive a new…

No, just full of 'em.

That's exactly what I thought when I read this. Glad I'm not the only one who was confused.