Holy shit! Business has a heart?! I was always convinced otherwise.

See you in Hell, Steve.

Yes! I definitely think this is true. I can't wait to get my hand on some tasty Mango. Now if only Verizon would offer some WP7 phones for the Holidays...

Goddamnit. Is this where we're going?! I don't want to talk at my technology...

Not much has changed in the way of this phone. Now it's finally time to try some Windows Phone 7 action during the down period!

Years go by and we still haven't moved beyond the 16GB cap for iPod nanos. I can't believe it! Hardly an update this year at all!

No, I don't like the Firebird, I'll admit it. But I'd prefer a traditional Firebird over this new look.

I totally agree.

Not to mention getting to the guts if you need to work at them. I'm not pretending like I'm an electrician, but I would rather send in a pedal than my $5,000 guitar.

First of all, that's an incredibly ugly body style IMO. If I'm going to spend that kind of cash, I'm not paying for the guts with a body I don't like.

I dunno, but I don't like it.

I wouldn't go so far as to assume that. A guiding voice for an old OS? That's hardly exciting.

Hey, in my defense, I haven't said much in the way of Apple in some time. This particular piece of news, which is described in the article as "giant," is just plain boring.

Apple is boring the shit out of me lately.

I want to know what's going to be launched brand new this Holiday season with Mango. Is there anything coming down the pipe for Verizon?

This is going to be a great way to finally solidify the fact that I'm a loser without any friends/activities.

It's so naturally wrong to adhere to the confines of social advancement in regard to promiscuity; the urge to have tons of sex in hopes of finding a suitable mate is in our DNA.

The controls in Star Fox Command were DOGSHIT, for lack of a better word. Talk about totally unwieldy.

Is there a hidden conspiracy message in there somewhere?

Call me a sucker...