@blyan is not on fire: And, in the best form of revenge, you are still functioning as a human. Although I bet you don't make the best lamp. Paradox.

@blyan is not on fire: Those lamps CAN get really sassy.

I've got some engineering friends, I'm gonna tell them to get on this.

Nice! I will be getting in on this.

Let's face it, if I were ever to be evicted that entire case would be full of whiskey.

The day I can print my food is the day I become the fattest man on earth.

When Giz posts truly interesting things, which is often enough, I really respect them. This is a really great article with great pictures. Thanks!

@Grugthehero1: The police have arrived!

Poorly censored "male" nudity. Damnit, be specific.

What's with all these Steve's breaking records?

@Yahweh_Took_My_Prepuce: I'll be sure to "finish" before I buy the phone.

If HTC shoots out a 4G LTE Trophy with WP7 in January I will just cum bucketloads.

Well, I suppose that's one way to get things done.

So hip!

@howdini: I don't know which FX rigs you're referring to, some of the processors are great at mixing and creating sound and made by the companies who created the sounds in the first place. If you're going live, I might recommend a TC, but otherwise $91 is just not worth it for a tuner. Sorry, bub.

@boobsandbacon: Let me put some good thought into it, I'll get back to this thread.

@Lord_Data ∞: That's the job of the TSA, not the individual. If you get caught with a gun by the TSA, they confiscate it, not send you to prison. If you have the proper paperwork, you're in the clear.

I hate to say it but this is an awful, awful list for musicians.

@Dys: He better not get in trouble. It's legal to have concealed carry with the proper documents in the U.S., which I imagine this guy does.

@EmLocke: I totally agree with that, especially in harsh conditions, people will find that a down mummy bag can be your best friend.