Um, maybe she was distracted because she lost her father on Friday?

My five year old also hates peeing. It’s inspiring for her to have a role model to look up to, showing that one day she too can face systemic, accumulated misogyny in the way of virtually any of her ambitions be president.

I have a hard time picturing it occurring without any consent whatsoever.

Look at this adorable little child then look me in the eye and tell me she didn’t have it coming to her.

I mean, shit, driving a horse is a sport, so might as well.

Hey jalopnik. Splice?

Driving an RV is sports, imo

According to the New York Times, a lot of parents are wondering whether their sons’ dicks are too small! I figured I would help them out.

“There’s no cure, just try not to bring attention to it, or he could develop massive inferiority issues. He might even try to overcompensate by developing narcissistic tendencies and by acting out and bullying others. Well, that’s all for today, Mr. & Mrs. Trump, we’ll see you at your next appointment.”

I’m afraid to laugh randomly in public in case I may be asked what I was laughing about.

I agree!

L to R: me, a floating ghost hand

The time to insist upon respect and “class” was before you hopped into the comments to insult the people who work here. Fuck off. Find some other website to read.

also a guy yells “THAT REALLY SUCKS, LADY!” at rose

See you at the funeral!

But some still have a thirst for blood.

I am in support of assisted suicide, but that’s still not what this was.

Assisted suicide here would be under conditions of economic coercion, and yes, I believe that is immoral. We need a find a way to make medication affordable to the people who need it.