Oh good we had a hole left from that one dude who used to post daily updates on his cats.

...after his release [he] returned to Steubenville High School where he played football in his senior year.

Nobody cares about your boner.

“Go outside” is a lot more aggressive when you say it on a submarine.

Remember on election day when all those idiot men at Deadspin said they weren’t voting or were voting third party or various other dumb shit?

This post gets a stamp of approval from me, an apparently humorless feminist who was pissed at this morning’s posts.

Hey, here’s a wild idea: no more state sanctioned murder.

I’m looking forward to only Brady and Belichick going and the rest of the Patriots snubbing the trip.

Having watched this, it appears to be one guy with a black lives matter sign and while I adore this man dearly - if she is going to let ONE person scare her away, she has no business leaving her house every morning to exist in society let alone have this job.

Goddam. This lady has all the balls in Washington.

BUT HER FUCKING EMAILS

“Everything’s not great in this world and everything is not great in life. But if you try and take a positive approach …I wouldn’t even tell you what those things would be,” he said. “There’s nothing for me to complain about. I don’t have any complaints.”

Ha! There’s a name I haven’t heard in awhile. One small upside to losing Gawker was not having to listen his daily misogyny and rape apology.

At least now we know what BobbySerious has been up to.

You need to read more if you think voter suppression had nothing to do with Twitler’s “win.”

It’s amazing how many people think “I am in favor of violence and discrimination against everyone who isn’t white” is fundamentally different than — and infinitely superior to — “I just don’t care about violence and discrimination against everyone who isn’t white.”

I add to this (dead to me) list; the people throughout and after the primaries that talked shit and hate-voted Hillary. And then, had the subsequent hangover of November 9.

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

“The second ‘c’ is not silent, believe me. There’s something wrong here, folks. I think that ‘c’ stands for Clinton, I don’t know, maybe. She’s been messing with Connecticut her entire adult life. People are talking about this, believe me.”

Hey, Lua! It’s not the menz fault that mermaids “just look like that,” okay? Even if they are made-up creatures and whatever. It’s still what they look like!