Dear Donald,
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This is the best senior pic
Great Journalism!
Haha, I guess I had (and forgot), because when I watched it I was all, “Huh? Alternate ending? Isn’t this what actually happened?”
NO! What kind of basic human biology and sex ed have you had or not had to misread this very common anatomical description?
Good luck!
Also,
“only the worst of third-world countries”
Whoa. I think I am reacting slightly differently than you expected to this post. Minus the devil's food cake and mustard (texture, ewwwww, soggy, no thank you) I think I have been inspired by Mrs. Erg.
You're almost there, Pumpkin Andy! Although what you meant to say is fries with mayo mixed with sriracha (also accepted, other hot sauce of your choosing).
i hate you
Mmmm, cottage cheese (preferably chive flavored) and potato chips. Throw in some hot sauce (I like sriracha but Cholula, Frank's, Tabasco... any will do). If this is weird I'm on board the weird train.